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It’s the most romantic season of the year again! Whether you’re penning a romantic letter to your sweetheart or dropping a short Valentine’s Day message in your kid’s lunchbox, the best way to win someone’s heart is by giving them the gift of laughter. Whether you’re on the hunt for cheesiness or cleverness, this list is guaranteed to have the perfect joke for the loved ones in your life, whether young or old. That’s right, adults and kids alike are sure to be laughing their heads off when they open their Valentine’s Day card to see one of these perfectly crafted jokes. Need more inspiration for love-themed laughs? Check out these funny love quotes and sweet Valentine’s Day quotes.
What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card? What did the paper clip say to the magnet? Why did the husband get his wife a kitten for Valentine’s Day? He thought it was the purrfect present.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards? Why did the sheriff lock up their valentine? What do you call two birds in love? What did the scientist say to her valentine? How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned. I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. What did the calculator say to the pencil? How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? What did one oar tell the other oar? What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?
How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day? What did one watermelon say to the other? What do you call a very small Valentine? What did the ghost say to his valentine? If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do farmers give for Valentine’s Day? What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift that didn’t arrive time? What did one bee say to the other? I love bee-ing with you, honey! What did one volcano say to the other?